Sunday, 30 September 2012

Save the Boobies!!!

Let me tell you a little story.

In 2008, it was announced that NKOTB was doing a reunion tour. Yes, thats right...those 5 bad boys from the beantown land. I met some amazing friends online and the night if the concert we hugged for the first time. It was an amazing experience!

We had our little group of friends and decided to form The Etown girls and run for the cure in memory of Elizabeth Wood, Danny's mother who lost her battle in 1999. It was a coooold run. (4C was the high) But we did it.

Just a few short months later, I believe it was January 2010, I recieved a phone call from one of my 'sisters', Krista. They found cancer in her breast. A lumpectomy was performed, but it came down to having to have a bilateral mastectomy at the very young age of 32. We cried together many times that year. I have never told a friend with words that I love them as much as I did that year.

When we walked that year. We walked for Krista. We walked for her daughter, her son and her husband. We walked in the memory of Elizabeth and the hope for a cure. We walked for boobies around the globe. We linked arms and crossed the finishline. We hugged, we cried, we beat the walk.

A couple months later, I found a lump in my right breast. The first person I called was Krista. I was scared. Damn scared. I was booked into my dr within a week and off for an ultrasound at the breast clinic within a month. However, they couldnt give me an answer that day...I had to return in 6 months for a.follow up...sooner if there were changes.

6 months later they determined I had a cyst and I didnt need to go back until I was 40 for my first mammogram.

Breast cancer touches everyone. The patient, their children, their spouse, their parents, their siblings, their friends.

On Oct 1, 14, and 20, 100% of my commissions will be donated to The Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation.
Through October, 10% of party sales and 15% of various product sales will be donated to the CBCF. A new product will be listed on my facebook page www.facebook.com/passionboost with further info.

Please 'like' my facebook page. Follow me on twitter @passionboost
and bookmark my website PASSIONBOOST

Party ideas:

- website/catalogue parties
- couples parties
- stagettes
- birthday parties
- just be CAUSE parties
- virtual/skype/google+ parties

Be a part of the cure! Save the boobies!

Thursday, 27 September 2012

October starts with O

So does ORGASM!!!!!

Starting Now (September 27) Through October 3, when you book your passion party with me (including catalogue and virtual...I have virtual parties! Isn't that cool???)

You as the Hostess will recieve a FREE GSPOT CREAM when your party qualifies ($350 in sales) on top of your regular hostess discounts and credits!!!

Rules

- your party MUST be held by October 31.
- your party MUST reach $350 in sales before your purchase
- you MUST be willing to have a super fun night
-party closes at 11:59pm mst the night of your party

Text, call or email me to book yor party!

780-270-6930
passionatelylisa@gmail.com

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Ask me about my job!

My name is Lisa, and I have been a Passion Party Independent Consultant since September 2011.

My girlfriend offered me the opportunity many times over the course of 3 years. It was never a good time for me. I worked PT. I had 2 little girls and one of them still wasnt sleeping through the night by age 3, so I had No time, No energy.and No money.

I finally did sign, with a paper kit promotion. This paper kit did not include any products. It gave me catalogues and order forms...thats it.

I showed those catalogues and made small sales until almost 1 month later when I held my first party. I had never been to a passion party. My girlfriend is in Kansas and could only help via txt and phone calls. I did my first party, nervous as hell....but I did it and in 2 hours of work, I earned $140!!!! Yup $70/hr....for my first party!!! Thats pretty damned good.

What I LOvE about Passion parties is the following:

- Freedom! Work as much or as little as you want!
- I get paid to party!
- I help educate women and men!
- I have alot of Fun and look forward to "work"
- rewards and recognition
- Unlimited earning potential!
- 40% commission
- Passion Parties allows men to attend AND sign up as consultants!
- Bonuses and specials from Corporate
- TEAM driven. We all work to help eachother achieve our goals.

Our kit starts at $189+tx+s/h ($600 in products)

BEST PRICE $279+ tx +s/h gives you $1500 in product!!!

Be your own boss! Work when YOU want to! Earn up to $3,000 by Christmas when you sign today!

Call or text me to arrange an informative phone call or to sign up!

780-270-6930
passionatelylisa@gmail.com

If you have questions feel free to leave a comment and I will respond asap :)

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Happy Down to you release day!!!!

I have finished Michelle Leighton's Down to You! In 5 hours! I fell in love, curled my toes and neglected all forms of anything that resembled housework for 5 hours...Now my home looks like children took over....Oh wait, they kinda did. Hey, in my defence I stopped reading to feed them and take away all sharp objects.

*writers note no children were harmed during the reading of this book* <-----There....that should do it.

Knowing Michelle writes men who make your breath hitch, your pulse race and your fantasies run wild I could NOT wait to dive in....Twins? Wait no...HOT TWINS...perfect. Double the torture. Double the palpatations...increase the risk of an all out asthma attack.

Olivia is your everyday girl. Family and future are important to her, but not nearly as important as avoiding her mothers footsteps.

Enter Cash, sexy club owner and his equally sexy twin Nash, law firm intern. A badboy AND a nice guy?!

A love triangle thats not. A secret, that threatens everything, and a gasping twist that makes you scream more, more, MORE!

This book was MORE than I anticipated. MORE than I expected. And now...I want MORE!

Once again Michelle, I love it. I love you. I want Cash and Nash and bodyshots, and lillies.

If you havent got it yet GO.NOW.AMAZON.GO!

If you could choose...Cash or Nash? And why? But please try to avoid spoilers.


Friday, 21 September 2012

Frisky Friday

Today is the day I am product plugging!!!! We are all adults here, we read, and reread the all encompasing, emotion enhancing, blush inducing novels.

In the book, "The Unidentified Redhead" by Alice Clayton. Our redhead, Grace, is a very lucky gal (and its not because a bird pooped on her, which I've heard as being good luck, but have always wondered how bird poop is lucky).

Grace has been blessed with the luxury of multiple O's! Seriously...13! In one sitting (well...shagging as our Nuts girl would sing)...Some ladies out there have never even experience one big Jspot O, nevermind 13 (Alice...please note I am personally jealous of Gracie and rightfully so! 13 for George sakes!)
The main secret to a JSpot O is FOREPLAY! Manual and Oral stimulation to help make those nerves beg for attention.

Bring a bullet into the picture! Such as Passion Parties very own corded bullet PULSE. This may be small but it packs a punch. Taking AAA batteries as opposed to those expensive watch batteries make it a more economical toy as well (and bullets are FANTASTIC introductory toys).
Item # 1254C
Canadian price is: $38
US price is: $32

Next make sure there is LOTS of Lubrication! Tip: Never use a silicone lubricant with silicone toys...Silicone is cannibalistic...its not pretty. Then apply a GENEROUS dollup of Passion Parties GSPOT CREAM. This product has been featured on TV's THE DOCTORS You will apply it directly to the area that houses (or hides) your Gspot. This product contains L'Argenine which will knock on your GSPOT's forehead and say "stand up tall! You are about to be experienced!!!"
Item #: 2031C
Canadian price is $36 
US price is:$28.50

And lastly, Sweet Nuts and Nuts girl can always finish together. Make that more of a reality with the BEST COUPLES TOY that can be worn DURING intercourse!!! Yup it can!!! This toy is inserted into the vagina and hits BOTH clitoris AND Gspot AT THE SAME TIME ( and the crowd goes wild!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa). Apply the Gspot cream to the larger side (insert it so the word We Vibe is on top)apply some lube to the smaller side (that sits on the clitoris) and press the button until you find the magical setting. Then the male partner will ensure theres lots of lube, and enter the vagina below the larger portion of the we vibe. The motion of intercourse will cause the we vibe to massage the gspot in rythm, both of you will experience the vibration of the toy and there is a really good chance you will reach Simultaneous O's! HOW FLIPPIN FANTASTIC would that be?
Item #1194C
The We Vibe is $130 Canadian and US!


My website is Canadian pricing however, if it doesn't convert to US pricing for you...shoot me an email and I will tell you your actual cost
Order here > Passionboost<
Contact me :
passionatelylisa@gmail.com

Like this electronic presentation? How about a Party? Email me to book yours today. I have team members all over the US and Canada!

Thursday, 20 September 2012

Really Really Thursday

Firstly, Im writing on my phone. Painstakingly thumb typing to get my thoughts out. It took me an hour to write this post. Looks run together? My stoopid app shows me there are 3 spaces between paragraphs and 2 spaces behind ever period. I can't wait to get my new computer.   Now onto the crazy.
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So my summer started out slow. Business was quiet ( book your passion party today or order online www.passionboost.yourpassionconsultant.com), the weather was warm, my kids were happy school was letting out and I was...well, working at my day job.
I was told about this crazy book. Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James. I thought about the hype...saw the SNL skit (hi freakin larious btw) and decided I would borrow it from a friend.  Lo and behold women at my parties were asking how to do some of the stuff in the book... Guess its time to read it. I mean, I can answer about 90% of questions thrown at me in a heartbeat, but I had nothing since I didn't know the story. I hadn't bought a book in AGES (its true...being a mom to two little kids my reading included toilet training guides for autistic children and Dr. Seuss) It was time to spoil myself.
I found the book interesting. I mean, I freakin devoured this book! It was a great study manual for my business. I've since loaned the series to my cousin and haven't seen it in 2 months...If you are reading this Steph...answer my texts I want my books, dammit!
Following the great Fiftyshadesofseclusion 2012, I was hungry....Not for asparagus stalks or Spanish Potatoes, but for books.
I turned to my favorite ladies from the bump (BTB Holla!!!!), and was enlightened with a plethora of naughty!
Thoughtless and Effortless by SC Stephens were fantastic reads. My Kellan Kyle is played by Jared Leto....mmmm Jared Leto, and a guitar, and piercing eyes...and abandoned coffe huts *shiver*
I found a much tweeted book on Twitter ( where did you think I would get tweets???) The Unidentified Redhead by Alice Clayton. Now Alice is Batsht crazy! Seriously! I know, she puts up with me on twitter. Why?I dunno...
If you havent read this series yet GET. ON. IT! You will be reliving your NKOTB obsession (stop denying...), ducking seagulls and falling in love with Sweet Nuts and Nuts Girl. Closet floors will begin to look appealing and solo showers will leave you falling off balance. I recommended it to my bump girls and we all agree, this is a good...no no wait...GREAT read!
I then found another much tweeted about book...by an even more crazy, rick astley dancin, blog pressuring writer Michelle Leighton. (she is the reason for this crazy that is my blog).   She wrote The Wild Ones! Horses, ranch hands, wet tshirts....*fans self* Word has it she has another book coming out on Sunday. Im excited! eeeeeeee *running in circles*
Shortly thereafter, I entered to recieve a copy of POUGHKEEPSIE by Debra Anastasia. HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THINGS PAPER!!! Romance where you least expect it, violence, church...I COULD NOT PUT IT DOWN! One person said she doesn't trust a book with so many vowels...she's crazy...completely over the moon BATSHIT CRAZY...she's the one who wrote the book (and she gives cool swag too).
Im tired. I dont know how these amazing ladies do it. Writing is not easy and yet its easy to get carried away and Im trying to end this prior to going off on a Donnie Wahlberg tangent... Until tomorrow...Stay wit me baby...oh cripes *smh*

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Thirsty Thursday

Yes I know its not technically Thursday yet...Yes I am premature *snicker* and apparently immature too. It's my blog and I'll write when I want to!
Now that we have an understanding (We DO have an understanding..right?) I want to have my first ever THIRSTY THURSDAY post *insert fanfare here* (the fanfare in my head sounds like boom chica wow wow).
Over the course of the summer, I began a feast of men. Muscular men, british men, domineering men, intelligent men, ranch hands, actors, singers, billionaires, gangsters, teachers, slam poets, a priest and a homeless man. What a feast it was!
I really enjoyed devouring all of these men. Taking myself to a place I didn't know I would enjoy. That place, you ask  (this is where you ask)..The land of romance, erotica, YA and in the words of one AMAZING writer Funny Smut!
Tomorrow (the real Thursday), I plan on reviewing a couple of these superfantasticalicious (it's a word...I wrote it) books.
Good night, Gracie.

What the blog did I get myself into?

Ahhhh. I did it again.
I was talked into something by my online friends...
The last time that happened was oddly one year ago today when I became an Independent Passion Party Consultant (which I still do and yes, some of my blog posts will be about my business and upcoming events...suck it).
Its been said that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...It makes me happy to know I have wit...even in the lowest form, its still wit. I'm going to get witty all up in this blog, so buckle your seatbelt. I think Im funny...on occassion.
So to Michelle, Debra and Alice...I welcome you to my crazy. A little batshit....but alot crazy. Dont worry,our membership cards will be made this weekend...then the club is official.